Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones
Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!
When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin
Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot
Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”
The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.
I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!
A special breed of crab native to pampas that breeds with its family
Well look it’s a Clickety crab
When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.
I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.
When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
Amity loves sandy crab cakes!