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when elastic banded jeans/SLACKS/pants are pulled up WAY past the waist!! (not flattering) Usually accompanied by a sexy cardigan boasting birds or wildlife, and accessorized with a quilted purse. Also known as high pantsing..
HAHAHAHAHA!! Check out the douche wearing the MOM JEANS and fanny pack. What a loser!!!
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Stacey's mom isn't has hot as you think she is. Not only is that song old and annoying, no matter who I meet i automatically get sung the stupid song.
"Hey I'm stacey"... "Stacey's mom has got it going on"...~ PUNCH IN THE FACE
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Using your mom (or the mom of a friend) as your "wingman" to pick up a girl at the bar. It works because you seem nice for taking a mom out to show her a nice time and your intentions could be nothing but good.
Joe: Hey did you bring a girl home last night I thought you were hanging out with your friend's mom while she was in town?
Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.
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a adult entertainer you have a inappropriate mother/son relationship with.
My porn mom said your not good enough for me...after she gave me a BJ.
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person 1: Hey what did you do yesterday?
person 2: Victors mom
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A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.
Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"
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1. the mother of jeremiah.
2. a reference to something randomly unexpected.
Guy 1: What the hell was that!?!?!?
Guy 2: It's jeremy's mom.
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