The Mother Fuckin' A.J.

noun. That guy. One who asks you to touch him were he pees. Not necessarily the guy you want to be, but will help you to be the guy you do. One who does more in a weekend than most do in their entire lives.

Did you see John hitting on that girl last night? He was almost as smooth as The Mother Fuckin' A.J.!

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mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

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at your mothers house

Perfect way to really piss somebody off when they ask you an innocent question. Especially when you make it a running gag. You have to have the patience to wait long enough for your mark to completely forget about it, and then bring it back at a truly improper time and place.

Mark:"Hey Jesse, where are the coffee filters?"
Ballbuster:"At your mothers house Oak, at your mothers house."

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where is your mother

1. When someone does something weird and it looks like they need their mother.

"Yo I got so drunk last night and made out with every girl at the party!"
" Don't you have a girlfriend?
"Yea.."
"WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER??!!"

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Are you my mother?

The unspoken thought-question that exists in the mind of any sentient being who is trying to bond with another who is usually not their mother.

Are you my mother?

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Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

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in your mother's

An expression of surprise or disgust. Derives from "fuck your mother in the pussy," but excluding the vulgar words.

Note that if you're a guy, you cannot use this expression in front of a girl, and vice versa.

Scene I
Son: Look at that Ferrari, Dad!
Dad: Oh hell yeah, that's a nice car IN YOUR MOTHER'S!
Son: In my mother's WHAT??
Dad: You know WHAT!

Scene II
Brother 1: Your drawing sucks!
Brother 2: Yeah! In your mother's!!

awesome, sick, sucks, blows, bites, dumb

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