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A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Last night Jim gave your mon The Angry Pirate because she charged more than usual.
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When a girl is givng you head, you spit on her back so she goes "huh, already?" and turns around looking at you. As soon as she does, you shoot her in the eye, kick her in the shins as hard as you can. She then hops around covering her eye with her hand and holding her leg and yelling "arg!"
(me:) "Dude! Last night I gave Chuck Cosuins girlfriend (Jill) a dirty pirate! It was so funny, she was hopping around like a peg-legged pirate yelling arg!"
(some fag british guy): "mate, your my hero!"
(me): "fuck off fag, you still need to get laid"
(the fag british, again): "dude, wtf"
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They’re pirates of the buttholes. They fuck buttholes and store their treasure up there. So they can come and get it back. And they put an “X” on your forehead so they know where the treasure is at. If you go in their butthole, they’ll fuck your shit up. Butt pirates are really gay, because they like buttholes.
A butt pirate pushed my shit in and stored a gold coin up there
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A nickname for the BMW S1000RR motorcycle, so named because of it's asymmetrical (and incredibly ugly) headlight assembly. It also bears a distinct resemblance to the other form of winking pirate.
"Get a load of that BMW, it looks like a winking pirate!"
"Yeah, I've seen more attractive festering arseholes"
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Opposite of the 'Bros before Hoes' rule.
A single guy who chooses to go and hang out with female company or other event attended by women rather than hang out somewhere with his male only friends.
This is done in the hopes of scoring or to put in the legwork so he may pick up a woman at a later time.
So called presumably, because you are out to score some booty.
A guy who hangs out with his established girlfriend/wife over his friends doesn't apply and is still pussy whipped.
John: Hey Nick, you gonna join the boys tonight for some Halo?
Nick: Nah man, I'm invoking the Pirate Code.
John: Whats On?
Nick: Stephanie from work is having her birthday at the pub, I'm gonna drink bourbon and hit on one of her friends.
John: Good luck man.
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When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch
we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate
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(adj)when a pirate and another pirate engage into pirate booty.
red beard: hey black beard
black beard: what some my pirate booty?
red: hell ya give me that pirate booty
black beard: spanks ass
red beard: whooo yeah i like this pirate sex matey
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