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A woman's breasts that have the similar curviture to the shoes commonly worn by elves. They start out straight and slightly curve upward
guy 1: "Did you see her boobs at the party last night?"
guy 2: "Yeah,kinda wished i hadn't, she had elf shoe tits"
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Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.
L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"
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A blowjob in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him
Guy 1: Did Vanessa tie your shoes last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah it felt great!
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A popular phrase used frquently in the Denbigh common room. Originates from Oceana ( a popular down-town drinking establishment ) Said in an Uzbhekistanian voice and tone. Used to entertain drunken messes everywhere, also used to scare police that foreigners might actually have drugs...in their shoes, or indeed, in their boutom.
Ross: Hey Lew, do you have any...you no...
Lew: I have no drug in my shoe, they are all in my boutom!
Ross: Oh, I see
Police: Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
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When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...
Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!
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a crackhead who puts old woman pussy hair on his upper lip
steven beamen is a crackhead beaver shoes
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When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".
Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.
John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.
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