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Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.
"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."
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when a oriental woman shoves her finger in her anus then removes it, and inserts it in the slit of your penus, thus creating a burning sensation.
Wow, that girl gave me one hell of a spicy Thai surprise last night.!
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a mix between the philly fakeout and eiffel tower. you do the eiffel tower set up (one guy in front of the girl and one in back). then the guy in back does the philly fakeout. then as the girl turns back around the guy in front pulls another one!!! if this can be successfully pulled of then it is an EPIC WIN!!
Man one "holy shit kayla is mad. what did you two do?
Superior men "DOUBLE EIFFEL SURPRISE" followed by fist bump
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When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.
Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.
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The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
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The act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of cum on their face.
*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
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The worst freestyle ever. Featured on the music episode of Chapelle's Show. It goes something like "You beating me is like Billy Crystal beating Scarface. You can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE!"
Can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOOOHHHH!!
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