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Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA
Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”
When you take ranch dressing, cover your partner's genitals with it and either suck or lick it off.
"Man, my wife let me explore some Hidden Valley with her."
A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.
A: I got moved to Valley Park School.
B: I feel bad for you.
The gayest school you could ever go to, everyone there is gay. Even the people who say they are straight. It's all just gay, nothing but gay. The school kinda sucks (the d).
Otter Valley is so gay, that not even the rulers are straight.
Valley of the wolfs syndrome is what happens when a disrespectful tough guy stops being tough when he is getting beaten up.
Due to his valley of the wolfs syndrome the 14yo got shit ass beaten by a group of adults who were tired of his shit
When there is sweat between you tits
"Sam there is rain in the valley"
"Gross, grace"