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two-day-a-year-jew

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.

"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."

by ShawnCP September 18, 2009


You are grounded for 9999999 years

A dumb term that AUTTPs use 99.99999% of the time and vyond fags use who are fatherless.

Vyond video: that's it! You are grounded for 9999999 years!
100% of the comment section: CRINGE

by Nonexistant ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” April 3, 2022


4th Year Happy Hour

When medical students have non-stop happy hours during their last year of medical school since they actually have time to do things. It's part of the their ritual attempting to have real lives before residency starts.

These residency interviews are killing me. When are the 4th Year Happy Hours going to finally start?

by Pre1982Penny January 11, 2012


13 year old mug

A mug that has been around for 13 years, what do you expect?

Nice 13 year old mug you got

by The trend follower November 26, 2017


thousand year blood war

the last ark in the anime Bleach where Ichigo gets his true shikai and bankai

thousand year blood war is good

by hhucrhuegherhoug October 28, 2020


Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after

weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!

by Mavolent February 8, 2021


In my 15 years of teaching...

When the teacher sits on her desk and says this, you *know* the entire class failed.

Friend: hey what did you get for math finals
You: I's got an f+
Friend: Oof
You: ikr
Teacher: *sits down on desk*
Friend: oh no here it comes
You: what comes?
Teacher: In my 15 years of teaching... I have never seen so many people fail the finals. It's literally THE FINALS!
*continues ranting for 3 hours*
Teacher: *takes a deep breath* Ya get that!?
Everyone: omfg finally

by TF2_Fan69 August 4, 2021