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A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
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The soul crushing feeling you get after a gig. You feel your heart aches for the band you have seen live and the emotional pain that comes with listening to the bands music makes you want to break down and cry. Huge desire to relive the concert. Stops you concentrating and you suddenly realise you're thinking of the gig all the time. No event in life can live up to the concert. Can last up to 2 weeks or even more. Relapses frequent. Jealousy of others having better gig experiences than you.
Sarah: i can't stop thinking about -band-
Jack: Please don't start talking about them again
Sarah: I love them so much but i can't listen to their music for a while or i'll cry.
Jack: you have post gig depression.
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A condition suffered by diehard Disney park fans after coming home from a Walt Disney World or Disneyland vacation. Feels like something is missing and real life is depressing. There is only one cure; planning another trip, and if that cannot be done the phase will last several weeks, either immediately after arrival home or a short delay after.
Also known as PDD.
After coming home from Florida Jackie called all her coworkers castmembers for two weeks. It must of been a bought of Post-Disney Depression.
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You have just completed a play. You've fallen in love with the writing. You enjoyed the people around you. You've spent so much time with the cast that they become your second family. You realize that all of the inside jokes within the cast and all of the performances are now just memories. You miss it all. You would give anything to do it all again.
Bill: What's got you down, Greg?
Greg: Ah, nothing. Just post-show depression.
Bill: I get it. The show was great.
Greg: Thanks (thinks about show)(starts quietly sobbing)
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After the adrenaline wears off and you regret everything.
1:how ya doin, are your cuts healing
2:I’m having post cut clarity
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I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.
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The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.
Person 1: I hate my life
Suicide Hotline: Why?
Person 1: Post-Google Depression
Suicide Hotline: Oh, then its not only you that hates you. Its god. Are you Jewish by any chance?
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