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A sexual position where the male inserts his thumb into the female’s vagina during her period.
Scott gave me the Kentucky Thumb last night!
When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
putting your thumb in a girl's vagina while she is on her period to stop the bleeding
My girlfriend wanted to sit on my face last night but she was on her period, so I gave her the Kentucky thumb and ate her ass instead.
When you're girl is on her period and she lets you put your eggplant in her truffle tunnel on top of a folding table, but you don't want any blood on your ham candle so you "stick a thumb in it."
Got to ride the mud slide last night, but it was that time of the month so I gave my girl the "Kentucky thumb".
When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
A sex act where you shove a thumb in it(it being any hole) the same way Kentucky Ballistics shoved a thumb into his wound after his gun exploded.
Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period
A sex position in which a man tenderly shoves his thumb into a woman's coochie while screaming "SLAP ROUND THIS... BABY!!!"
I'm gonna give her a good old Kentucky Thumb tonight