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when a girl bends over with no shirt or bra on and her boobs become quite cone shaped
I hate having sex on all fours, it gives me total pig tits!
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Expression to describe when a person or activity has run its course and met its end. Dead. Finished. Done. The expression is thought to have originated from military pilots when reporting from the air the visual status of other planes that had gone down and met their end, and in doing so on the way down or at their final resting place (or both), were often times "upside down" with their wheels pointing up rather than down as they operationally should have been. When seen from high above upside down with belly and wheels pointing up, they were described as they appeared....."tits up".
Hey...are the Cowboys going to the Superbowl or not?
What? No man....they lost last Sunday. It's over. They're tits up dude.
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(n.) A mysterious form of dust that is attracted by sweat on a person with severe Tourette's Syndrome around the abdomen and chest regions of the body.
Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt?
Dad: The fuck you talkin' about?
Son: (Pointing)There's his ears there, his ears, and there's his face!
Dad: That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!
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A softcore porn flick. Term originally derived from the other slang "skin flick" which just means ANY porn flick.
1) No dicks in my porn please. And I hate dykes. Direct me to the tit flicks, please?
2) I'm not 21, but I am eighteen. I can legally purchase a tit flick but images of hot, raunchy S&M are not available to me legally.
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aesthetically unpleasing breasts
small, oddly shaped, lopsided, asymmetrical, or weird-looking breasts
"Yo that girl had it goin on... from the back, until she turned around and I saw her street tits."
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A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.
Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"
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An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.
'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'
'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'
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