Quacking in My Boots

Maranda's version of triggering

Isaac: I'm a black belt when I was 8! Shouldn't mess with me pal!
Maranda: I'm quacking in my boots

cum bat boots

Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.

Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.

steel toed boot

When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.

Dude, gerard just gave that chick a steel toed boot!

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snake in my boot

A term when a man put a dick in ur butt

Hey ladies my boy friend put a snake in my boot last night it felt so good

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boot scootin boogie

When you want to do something bad, but you're in front of an adult. so you can't say what you want to do so you say you want to boot scootin boogie.

"Her mom was right in front of us so I just kept saying 'let's boot scootin boogie' and they finally got the message."

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Fuck me boots

the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them

guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'

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chelsea boot syndrome

A condition suffered by male individuals who buy a briefly trending item of clothing & decide that they are now fashion icons or highly fashionable.

Brandon has crazy Chelsea boot syndrome ever since he got those kicks he’s been calling anyone who doesn’t have ‘em lame.

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