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Going under a bridge to take a shit.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
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Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.
Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:
*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
Are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?
She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.
What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
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An attractive Afro-American woman at a nightclub on the prowl looking for a man.
Dude, check out that hot Soul Troll at the end of the bar! I'd like to bust a nutt on that booty!
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1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent
2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.
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A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.
Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.
Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.
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Saying something on Facebook (or any social network site) that alludes to something unclear, then refusing to elaborate when people ask what they mean by that (with the possible exception of repeating yourself).
Trey: Four days!
Mark: Huh? What's in four days?
Trey: Yup
Mark: I don't understand, what's in four days?
Trey: I know right?
Mark: know what?
Trey: FOUR DAYS!!!
Mark: This is passive trolling
Trey: no it's not.
Mark: Then what's in four days.
Trey: U mad? XD
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a 4 year old american kid who takes $400 of his mom's hard earned money a month and blows it on video games just so he can bitch and wine when good players kill him, and then tries to kill/ troll them back but fails soo epic and then rage quits and cries and screams at his family for 5 hours
"OMFG I HAVE A $250 GUN AND YOU HACKERS JUST GO AND KILL ME!!! YOU FUKING NOOBS!!!1!!!"
*PC troll has left the game*
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