too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

talk too much

okay, having said all that, do you still wanna be with me? cause, like, i wanna be with you, like, like, maybe even forever. holy shit, okay, maybe not forever. i mean, like, i'm, i'm not saying not forever. i, I actually have no idea what I'm saying. are you mad at me? cause, 'cause it's cool if you are right? like, i don't care, but like, if, if you are then i'm gonna resent you okay? I'll forgive you but- i, i just wanna be honest, right? like, do you still love me?

i love talk too much by reneé rapp

Meh too

When you hear about some minor celebrity who was victim of low level sexual inappropriateness in 2003 but you just don't care.

The Meh too movement empowers people to not give a damn.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

Too soon

When something lasts for 10 minutes to a whole hour.

Aw, the film is too soon!