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Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth
I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.
John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.
“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”
When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle
John is too uncle for transition lenses.
a place where ex-members of the xbc forums go to to chat and have fun,a place that they can talk about crap without a certain moderator on their ass deleting posts every 5 minutes
dude xbcf fucking sucks now,the new layout blows,go to woohoo too man,its what they call hXe
It’s an Iranian (Persian) slang and it can be said when someone does something wrong to you or says a really ridiculous sentence to you and makes you laugh ,so you can tell him/her too ruhet! Actually it is usually a funny slang !
Mina:Dear Setare I called Behrad last night and invite him to our pool party!so tonight will be like hangover movie!
Setare:Too ruhet!!Finally you did what you’ve always wanted,huh?!
When you’re too drunk, and you go express idosyncrantic expressions to propogate truth
Yo i was smashed, i was talking too fast
Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.
Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"