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a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.
Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult
Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant
Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar
Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant
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The purveyor of counterfeit $100 Jimmy Buffett tickets took his customers for a ride on the Sucker Train.
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An entourage of female groupies. Used to ascertain who is the more popular rapper.
Not only do I sell more albums, my trim train is longer than yours!!
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An anal train is a disgusting sex act where a man puts his erect schlong into the girls cornhole while being penetrated by a black man. They will proceed to fuck while walking, in a squatted position, in a circular motion. During orgasm the man in the middle will pull out his cockle and cream in the air while yelling, "Empty the steam stack!", while the black man will yell, "Clean Coal!!!". The group will then proceed to shit on the floor and fall asleep.
Johnny, Tom, and Vanessa had an anal train last night. The carpet cleaners refused to help them.
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When a male covers his penis in Turkey Gravy and then has procedes to have sex.
Yo - Last night she rode the gravy train.
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Blowing smoke out of one's nose while performing oral sex.
Jimmy got a freight train last night from Cindy while she was taking drags off her cigarette
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The real reason why black equal rights were intrduced into America, the man behind MLK
In the 1960 s Coal Train, inspired by Gandhi helped MLK lead peaceful protests.
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