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If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
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When someone's a triple threat their jewish from jersey and a ginger.
You see that guy over there he's a triple treat
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For No Nut November u get to nut once if u have the pass and if you nut without the pass you fail👎🏾
A Girl have to give the Triple N pass to you to work
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the short time frame when all the 3 major sports are still in season which is late october.
baseball is usually in the world series (at the end), basketball is just starting (beginning) and football is halfway done (the middle)
When the triple sport grace period begins, I'm not sure what to watch on tv!
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When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!
Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!
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when someone double dog triple dares you to do something, you have to do it no matter what
ryan: I double dog triple dare you to ask her out
wills: dang it ryan, now I HAVE to ask her out no matter what
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