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teapot troll

a middle aged woman, usually over 50, in a position with either some form of middling power (like head of a condo board or manager of an office or something) or local neighbourhood busybody, who uses the faux friendliness of having tea as an underhanded way of gathering information about you and your life so she can use it to fuck you over in some capacity in the future. These types of women are pathetic excuses for human beings and will shock you with the lows to which they will stoop to harm you yet will move mountains to obscure their devious intentions. Their main technique is a completely fake friendly exterior and extortations that they really care about you. They do not. They act this way to earn your trust so they can get you to disclose things about yourself you otherwise would not. These type of women are poison and their intentions are full on to harm you. Do everything you can to rid yourself of the stench of the filth this traitorous type of trash will leave upon you. It goes without saying they are not worth being given time or space in your life. If you have to have involvement with a teapot troll, you are one poor motherfucker and my heart goes out to you. Similar to teapot dictator, except teapot troll involves the more underhanded techniques described above.

What a teapot troll that old crone is....and she thinks she can fool people with her schtick. Pathetic.

by ChickPhilA December 16, 2019

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trolling word

an often meaningless word, or phrase, that is supposed to mislead.

some sarcastic phrases and expressions such as big nick diggers are perfect examples of a trolling word, often used in chat rooms as a censor-dodge

by Sexydimma January 7, 2015

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passive trolling

Saying something on Facebook (or any social network site) that alludes to something unclear, then refusing to elaborate when people ask what they mean by that (with the possible exception of repeating yourself).

Trey: Four days!
Mark: Huh? What's in four days?
Trey: Yup
Mark: I don't understand, what's in four days?
Trey: I know right?
Mark: know what?
Trey: FOUR DAYS!!!
Mark: This is passive trolling
Trey: no it's not.
Mark: Then what's in four days.
Trey: U mad? XD

by duel penetration December 8, 2010

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Troll Staff

A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.

Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.

Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.

by GeordieLover August 10, 2010

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Time Troll

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.

The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.

by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018

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PC troll

a 4 year old american kid who takes $400 of his mom's hard earned money a month and blows it on video games just so he can bitch and wine when good players kill him, and then tries to kill/ troll them back but fails soo epic and then rage quits and cries and screams at his family for 5 hours

"OMFG I HAVE A $250 GUN AND YOU HACKERS JUST GO AND KILL ME!!! YOU FUKING NOOBS!!!1!!!"

*PC troll has left the game*

by tank_stuff February 26, 2015

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troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 18, 2011

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