Matt: she's donating $50 to Jack paypal
Luke: bro she's reverse simping
A simp who does whatever it takes to please a girl he’s not dating.
Charlie, you’re acting like simp mcdowell for spending $30 on a girl you aren’t dating!
one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary
"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"
A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.
That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.
the biggest simp of them all.
sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.
Somebody who's being simped for by another person.
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.