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A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.
Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner
When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.
So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.
When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner
George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.
Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.
Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."
"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."
"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
The ability to tell if someone has a boner, just by their awkward actions and gestures.
A: "That kid has a boner."
B: "How can you tell?"
A: "I read his boner language."
When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him
Jack popped a homo boner when he met John
When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner
Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr