roast on you

There are four main categories of when one would say, "roast on you."
1) they are flirting or be flirted with
2) somebody just told them off, they got burned, or they just said something stupid
3) they burned some one else
4) something amazing or extremely hilarious just happened

Girl: I really love you!
Guy: Your best friend told me that too.

Me: Roast on you!

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How are you?

to ask your friend how he feels today, if there is anything you can do or say, how his voice is today and how much pressure he puts into a handshake. how his sleep is and what he eats.

"How are you?"

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You lip

Basically, it means shut up. You just say 'you lip' in place of shut up.

Usually, the person saying it closes their hand with their thumb at the bottom and their four fingers at the top as they say it.

Weird Boy: Hi, how are you today? I'm alright, are you alright? Yes...?

Normal person: You lip.

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YOU ARE IMPORTANT

It's not the fact that you hate yourself
It's the fact that you hate others
But your hate for others isn't a hate of evil it's a hate of the not changeable

And the impossibility isn't a fault of yours
It's a fault of theirs
Using their ears not their minds
Using their eyes not their hearts
Changing something you can't
Living how you can
Not how you want
It's not a hate of selfishness,
But rather a hate of impossibility
Which drives you towards unthinkable things
The unthinkable things making them feel bad

They who decided to leave you in the dust
And flaunt their luckyness in your face
They don't deserve what they have good
Because it's you who'd never take advantage of that gift
They have too much
You too little
Why not even it out?
That is what drives you to the unthinkable
That few people are there for you
Looking at people who smirk at their blessings
When you'd not do the same
The thought that they are not deserving
They had their share of popularity
They had their share of looks
Had their share of gold
Your negative thoughts creeping in
Driving you closer to the unthinkable
But how can those negative thoughts not
When you have so much less?
You feel bad because you know what you have
But you still think about what you want
There's a difference between you and them
You respect what you have
They don't deserve for you to do the unthinkable
You are you
They don't deserve for you to be like them

You need something better
You need you

You are important
Don't give up on yourself
You're understood

I thought this would be important to bring up, because it's a tragedy

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to coin you

when having a large amount of coins in your wallet, you warn the cashier that you are going "to coin" them - and pay with a large amount of coins

Cashier: That will be $6.87

You: I've got a lot of change, so I'm going to coin you.

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You Women

A phrase that is to NEVER be used when referring to a group of women, especially a specific female.

A categorization that is used to define a female in a negative or discriminative manner. Use of this phrase may result in hurt feelings, saltiness, and possibly death.

"You women are always good at turning things around and making someone else feel bad, even when you're at fault."

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Balls to you

Balls to you is an aggressive term where you mean to say that you don't care. It's a synonym for "Screw you"

Boy 1- If you do not listen to me you'll have to face the consequences.
Boy 2- Balls to you ,dude

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