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When Rick knows what the fuck is up, and let's everybody else know about it.
Rick just busted a Zombie Mic Drop all over Alexandria.
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= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations
4. Delirium
5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.
Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o
"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie
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Guy who grew up on first person shooter games and zombie movies and is into decked out bad ass assault rifles and combat shotguns for their coolness factor. Comparable to a Mall-Ninja
John; "Wow, look at that guy with his pimped out Saiga 12 Tactical Combat Shotgun!"
Chris:"Yeah, he is a Zombie Defense Master alright!"
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Because they pay a fortune to share a one bedroom apartment with Craigslist dipshits, buy 15 dollar martinis and 5 dollar coffees, expensive shoes, clothes or “man bags,” many of the younger denizens of Manhattan are usually broke. Because of their penury, which they are loath to admit, this group will turn to free or very inexpensive events to kid themselves that they're having a good time living in the overly expensive and neurotic shithole they call home.
Use of websites like Group On and Meetup is common. When a free venue is found (Free days at the museum, gratis concerts, movies and plays in the park, esoteric bullshsit lectures) they will turn into shuffling zombies, pack these venues to the rafters and squash any bit of fun you might have by inducing claustrophobia or annoying you with their "Got to crowd every little bit of experience into my fabulous life" insanity. When you see these people waiting on lines a block long they look like something out of a George Romero film.
Shooting these zombies though the head, although the preferred zombie eradication method, will usually lead to incarceration in a penal institution. Avoidance is the best tactic. And the only way to steer clear of Manhattan Free Shit Zombies is to go to events and venues that charge a fee. Any event with a price tag of over twenty dollars is usually sufficient to repel them.
Dylan – “Say, you want to go to the Guggenheim and check out the new exhibit? They don’t charge admission on Sunday night.”
Roger – “Fuck that shit. The place will be crawling with Manhattan Free Shit Zombies. Lets go have dinner at a nice restaurant instead. They can’t afford that."
Sally – “Want to go to Governor’s Island and catch that free reggae concert?”
Hilary – “Free shit. Must have…….”
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Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking, slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.
911: This is 911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
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5 min later
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Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
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1 min later
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Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we've been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!
Guy1: Why is there a boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so hard they lost their boot.
Guy1: o_O
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A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.
Man, making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is annoying as hell.
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zombie defense initiative (ZDI)
Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?
Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster
Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program
Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead
Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?
Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.
Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.
The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:
ZDI-Boston University
ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison
ZDI-Colby
ZDI-Fairfield University
ZDI-Central Connecticut State University
ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam
ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton
ZDI-Johns Hopkins University
ZDI-University of Pittsburgh
ZDI-Northeastern University
ZDI-Albion
ZDI-Wagner
ZDI-Michigan State
ZDI-SUNY Albany
ZDI-Temple
ZDI-Hobart & William Smith
ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)
ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)
ZDI-Acadia
yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).
yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).
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