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i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore

i wanted you.

by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023

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IM I CRAZY?

where are you bro IM I CRAZY?

where are you bro i cant find you oh there you are IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY?

by hiimaplant February 24, 2023


i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave August 1, 2017


I cup one mug

Where you get a cup and shit in the mug and mix flour and the ingridients to make a instant brownie in a mug

Did Juan make that i cup one mug?

by 000111stinkyfarts January 22, 2022


IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

i think you already know what it means

"Nintendo fans": wow THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE TRASH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING GOOD?
Nintendo: bruh, that is Splatoon 3, a game you have all wanted for a long time now.
"Nintendo fans": OH PLEASE, ITS JUST GOING TO BE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND BAD!
Nintendo: ALRIGHT FINE! what about pyr-
"Nintendo fans": WOW JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORD FIGHTER
(if you watched the direct, you will know what happens)
"Nintendo fans": EVREYTHNG YOU DO IS TRASH!
Nintendo: IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

by someone else thats not u March 22, 2021


Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 7, 2022


I saw the tv glow

I saw the TV glow is a metaphor for realizing you’re transgender. The “glow” represents the moment of clarity or self-awareness about being trans, but turning off the TV or unplugging it means suppressing or hiding that truth due to fear or societal pressure. Letting the TV glow means embracing your true self. Inspired by the horror movie I Saw the TV Glow, which many interpret as an allegory for trans identity and the struggle to live authentically.

I saw the TV glow, and this time, I didn’t turn it off. I’m letting it shine because I’m ready to live as my true self.

by James Treeshell November 21, 2024

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