Formula 1

A great masturbating lubricant

Guy: I got some rug burn on my cock

girl: did you use formula 1?

guy: Naw i forgot

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1. February

Give a gift to someone who deserves it.

At 1. February u can giva a gift to fro example a friend

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3-1

a phrase used by insecure fans who are jealous of a superior team that loses despite NBA intervention.

Look at those last place fans talking about 3-1 leads being blown., they sure are jealous of Warriors fans

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OT2(-1)

(n)(pronounced OH TEE TWO MINUS ONE) def. 1. Out There Too, minus one. 2. A drinking club with a canoe problem. 3. 20 year old loosely knit paddling club.

"Are you going down on the OT2(-1) trip this year?"
"Naw, I'm going to be in the race instead"
"Good luck... hope there's enough water"

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defcon 1

A bad ass LAN center where you can pwn the crap out of |M-=O=-W|

Hey guys wanna go to defcon 1 and beat the shit out of the |M-=O=-W| clan?

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1. July

Switzerland National get your dick sucked day

It's 1. July you have to suck my dick.

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March 1

The day Krabs fries!

Sorry about this calendar. March 14th, that doesn't seem right, it should say THE DAY KRABS FRIES

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