When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls
“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”
Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎
A person who is ginger and has a round head
“Look at him, he looks like a cheese ball “
Apparatus used to pleasure and satisfy yourself by entering your Ding Dong into the rugby ball, ANYTHING can be put inside the rugby ball
I LOVE entering my PP into the rugby ball with lentejas at 37 ºC
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The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope
Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.
Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.
Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!
"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"
My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.
Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.
I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.