Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

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Titfuck Her Ass

It’s when you have one chick put her tits on another chicks ass and hope that you are long enough to go in the ass while fucking her tits at the same time.

She has nice ASS. I’d like to titfuck her ASS.

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frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

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lehoo ze her

A term used by Ace Ventura on many occations becouse he is too cool to just say looser.

You are a lehoo ze her.

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Porkin' Her Nasty

To fuck the shit out of her. It's mindblowing sex. The visual image is typically doggy and the woman is screaming and the man is panting. Hardcore porking

Ryan: So last night I was porkin' her nasty right

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giraffe on her head

A provocative position, when a guy stands with legs splayed, hands to the floor, and lowers his ball sack onto a partners forehead.

Liz had a giraffe on her head.

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shut her down

To simply shut it off, to stop what ur doing if shit gets crazy

Blyth: Hits power band on YZ125 and bout loops it. Me: wooo shut her down!

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