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The day America was made great again. Donald Trump was voted out of office, by a democratic system which functions to express the will of the American people.
On November 7, 2020, after four years in which there had not been a single peaceful day, America felt it had truly been made great again, looking forward with grateful hearts to the Biden - Harris administration.
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When one proceeds to be the dumb one in the group. To do/say something dumb or When someone asks a question thats a complete oxymoron...
Kaitlyn- OMG! Mark where is the rest stop?
Mark(squid)- 7 miles
Kaitlyn- How long is that?
Mark- Um?.... 7 miles?......dumb ass
Brandon- Ha! that was a 7 mile
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The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy.
Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
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that one season which killed all of the voltron fans.Rest in yeet??
*after watching Voltron Season 7* hey guys,that was g- oh.OH.OH MY GOSH-
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Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is
1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
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What most girls with untrustworthly boyfriends want them to become. A boyfriend that you can see no matter what day of the week or what time it is.
James would only see me on the weekends but now he's a 24/7 boyfriend and we see each other all the time.
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This person deserves anything you would offer they are worth more than 137852954262354624665 STARS you If you know someone born on this date you are VERYY lucky!!!
Bobby: dang she was born May 7 2010 she cute and hot she deserves the world!!
Other guys: Facts my guyyyy!!!
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