Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.

I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.

u know the deal

You know what that means, I'm pretty sure. It's a bit like saying "you know how it is / u know what to do", a bit like saying that some bs are real

exp1

ur hoe: babe I’m horny, can I come over?

you: u know the deal

exp2

also she: just got out of the bathroom, I’m fresh for u

you: u know the deal Shawty, I’m comin

r u gae

when you do something weird or dumb in general, and its gae not the word gay so it doesnt meant to offend anyone, please only use this with homies, if not you might offend people and make you sound like a homophobic.

Ray: Im going to spend money on my Apex Legends account to buy the new recolour skin for Valkyrie.

Giselle: R u gae bro

Allah-u Akhbar

Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways

1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building

Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade

Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*

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U of M goggles

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.

Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."

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u mad or nah

when some body is mad and rub it in their face by sying :u mad or nah ?

if somebody is mad because you are are doing better or if you are tight! the u say : u mad or nah?!

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u get smoked

your gunna get shot

fuck wit us, u get smoked bitch

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