jackson 5

gorgeous girls at wellesley high school.
they are very prude and everyone would do anything to date 1 of them.

consists of: The twins (Lauren and Nicole), Skinny bitch (Marina), Marge (Margaret), Titties (Rachel)

I am in love with one of the Jackson 5.

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March 5

Cam B birthday so everyone should wish her a happy birthday

Oh look it’s March 5 it’s Cam B birthday

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.5 inches

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(

mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.

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august 5

names begin with J, absolute twats that tell ppl to kill themselves, hates ppl that have girlfriends bcs he cant get one, thinks theyre hard but got battered by alfie kellet, can only handle .25 in a joint, has only 2 friends that barely even like him

ginger boy: im hanging out with my gf today
august 5: no tell her to jump off a bridge

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5-pwned

adj. The state of getting pwned by the police, whether it's getting pulled over for burning a red at 2am, speeding or getting arrested.

Tyrone got 5-pwned in L.A. for doing 65 in a 64

You give that cop the finger and he's bound to 5-pwn your ass.

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PlayStation 5

Its just a fricking Wi-Fi router.
Who the frick designed it has a reserved place in the hell

I have new Wi-Fi router,
its called "PlayStation 5"

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5/7

on workdays; five days a week

at least YOU get paid while i'm here hanging at school 5/7 and getting paid sand!

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