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hottest person ever in the whole world. is the best friend ever and tbh nobody can beat mevla
Designated Helper Up The Stairs. The person you know will be helping you get up the stairs to your bed when you're too drunk to stand up by yourself
Guy 1: hey did she get home alright?
Guy 2: yeah man I was her d-huts, she couldn't even stand let alone get up to the second floor
A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.
Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag
The version of sex that your parents won't understand.
Mom: What is this? 8=D {()}
Child: It's a happy alien and his spaceship with a forcefield
1. An actual guy who lived and was a young savage, didn't give any fucks, and was well liked. He played basketball and broke someone's ankles 5 times in one game.
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When you go through an entire semester of class and don't learn shit. You hope your professor takes pity on you and gives you a D so that you pass and wont have to take his/her shitty class again.
After cramming a whole semesters worth of stats into the night before finals, Mike knew his only hope of passing the class was if his professor gave him a pity D