Cat Massage

Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.

Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.

15👍 3👎

cat pussy

Pussy that is so good you want to purr.

"that pussy last night was so good. That was some cat pussy right there"

16👍 3👎

hover cat

a hovercat (huvrcat in lolspeak) is a lolcat incorporating anti-gravity technology that allows it to travel by hovering above the ground (similar to a star wars landspeeder)

Hover cat: guvmint denies existins

15👍 3👎

China Cat

Really, it's China Cat Sunflower; another song from the Grateful Dead. Makes perfect sense:

Look for a while at the China Cat Sunflower
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
Copper-dome bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt star gown
through a dream night wind

Krazy Kat peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Chesire
like a diamond-eye Jack
A leaf of all colors plays
a golden string fiddle
to a double-e waterfall over my back

Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
I rang a silent bell
beneath a shower of pearls
in the eagle wing palace
of the Queen Chinee

37👍 11👎

cat girl

A cross between a cat like thing and a human type thing. The females tend to be damned sexxxy.

I love Cat girls!

140👍 54👎

Wompus Cat

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

49👍 16👎

cat-girl

A cross between a feline (cat) and a homid (human). Femal cat girls are damn sexxy.

I love cat-girls!

44👍 14👎