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When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.
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When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.
Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?
John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!
When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.
Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest
When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.
“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest
When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms
"I gave stacie a lemon zest"
When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.
Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?
NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.
Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.
Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."