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Cracker Snatcher

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.

friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"

by Martyr_T July 10, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

by Raul Casablancas May 23, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass cracker

(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long.

(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.

(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c

after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker

dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..

haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..

by gabeeee July 29, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck cracker

a person most likley male that is not only gay but is attracted to every guy he sees and would like to Fuck them all

dude why are you suck a fuck cracker

i found out your a fuck cracker

by realdefinitionsforyou January 30, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracker jack

a twitching crack addict; twitching and flailing usually caused by recent crack use or seeking crack.

"Look at cracker jack's arms. She's jumping around like she just got high."

by bfkiddo August 5, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracker jack

Cracker Jack stared in "The Beano" comic not long after it came out (no precise date). He no longer appears, except for in a special edition, where many of the long-dead characters came back.

Cracker Jack was special for using his whip. He could do everything with it, from using it as a weapon, to swinging, and even grabbing far away objects.

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Cracker jack

by Jimjimminyjimbobjones May 1, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracker

There's a lot of black kids who call all white people crackers based on skin color. There are a lot of different groups of white people, just like there are different ethnic groups of brown skinned folks. Black people were fighting some groups for jobs in the cities. Polish people weren't cracking whips back in those days, Irish and Germans didn't come home from work to a house full of slaves. Italians and Russians weren't likely to keep slaves to increase mob productivity. Since when were all white people crackers even in the south? Many couldn't afford to keep slaves, and there were black soldiers in the confederate army. Calling any white person you see a cracker isn't opening doors to a more tolerant world, where did this bullshit come from?

Hollering cracker at some white guy walking while you're with your three friends as you floor it down the road isn't gonna make the past any more wonderful over some shit that was between you and a family who owned a plantation. You can get out of your car and let some guy know how you feel if there really is something you don't like about him.

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2018

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