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An extremely gay sport that gives high school fags a reason to feel "cool" while also comforting them from the fact that they have extremely small dicks. The objective... to be as gay as possible while throwing a leather ball and wearing pads like a pussy. The truth... American football is a slow-paced, piece of shit sport that involves a minimum of 11 vaginas on the field at once.
Football Fag: "Hey, do you think I have a chance at fucking that hot chick from our Calc class?"
Soccer player: "Yeah sure, if your dick was existent and you weren't such a faggot."
Football Fag: "Hey thanks man. I'm a tool because I play American Football."
Soccer player: "Fuck off."
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The use of the 'not' joke. Primarily an American idea, the 'not' joke is American sarcasm at its finest.
The lack of sincerity in sarcasm is usually conveyed through tone of voice, but with Americans and their famed linearity of thought, sarcasm often escapes them. Therefore, to make their statement seem sarcastic, they overtly announce it so, by sharply adding 'not' on the end.
Painfully guilty of 'Don't Explain the Joke.'
Group of people eating a meal:
"Wow, this food tastes great...not!"
"Why did you say 'not'?"
"Kelly over there's a yank. Had to slip in some American Sarcasm so she'd get it."
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A teenager homie who lives in America does noth'in all day long, his family is quite successful except for him, sleeps in couch all morning, really unattractive but have a out of his league girlfriend, lives a silent life, he's broke too, got brains' never used it too but his dad's a typical Indian hardworking man turned corporate executive billionaire even though nobody knows about it.
He's such a Loser and lives careless life
American Abhishek is an American-Indian teenager loser but never cared about it.
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still raising hell even once one has sought and received answers to satisfaction.
"Even after I got my bill figured out, I still felt the need to do some American bitching
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An album by Green Day. Best Green Day album next to Dookie and Revolution Radio
Something you dont want to be
"Dont wanna be an American Idiot! Don't want a nation under the new mania! Hey can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind-fuck America!"
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The original people of the “Americas” (A-Mu-Rica), but not the Mongoloid people we see as “Native Americans” today, these people were black people, black people are the original Native Americans, but they were before the “so called” Native Americans, so therefore they’re called the “Autochthon Americans”, one known example is the Luzia Woman.
Student:“Who were the first Native Americans?”
Teacher:“No, who the Autochthon Americans, and they were Black people.”
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When you have a mohawk and you rub it on a woman's vagina really fast and tickle it.
Remember that girl from last night,I gave her a American Tickler!!!
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