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The coolest person in the room who the baby (or babies) likes to talk to or play with, other than their parents.
Usually these people are like kinder souls who can calm confused souls of crying babies.
Baby's Mom: I don't know why or how my baby stops crying whenever my sister starts to talk with her
Baby's mom's mom: ohh so little claire is a baby whisperer huhh? She's a nice person, no wonder.
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When two extremely athletic parents have an equally athletic child.
“Man, she’s in every sport and wins every time.”
“Bro, she must be a D1 baby”
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Just another word for vagina. This emphasizes the vagina's use as a path by which birthing may take place. It also provides amusing imagery of a baby being fired out of a vagina like a ball from a cannon.
Wouldn't that feel great going up the ol' baby chute?
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Used to express something that is awesome to the greatest extent.
Guy: Yeah, I went to that concert last week.
Girl: Wow, that band saves babies.
Guy: I know, right?!
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this is where a boy starts to become a nigga interestingly just like his father or family members
ginger ocean: ayo bog! Whats the happs? What i hear dat you son want ta your ankle-biter want to become a baby nigga
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orogin: Eddie Izzard
short for Baby Jesus.
see also: Baby G
(from Eddie Izzard's "Glorious" show)
“Oh, Baby G.! We have followed the Star, which was a lamp post for a while, and we went around in circles, but now we’re here. We got a bit pissed somewhere… Somewhere near Birmingham, and now we’re here with presents. Baby G., we bring you gold!”
(sounds of amazement)
“We bring you frankincense.”
(sniffs, expresses pleasure)
“We bring you myrrh…”
(undecided sounds)
“Yes, I think that if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast, yes? That’s what… Or maybe it’s a small banjo… If you can spell it, you can have it! How about that?”
And Baby G. was very happy…
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1. A fat and ugly baby covered with cuts, scrapes, or open sores, with a runny nose and food remnants surrounding its mouth and covering its white onesie. Contact with it makes you feel diseased and causes you to want to immediately take a shower.
2. A baby that you pretend is cute, but in reality you know that if your child looked like that you would be embarrassed to take it out in public.
"Can you hold little Chastity for a minute?"-Hillbilly Second Cousin Fran
"She's adorable. I would love to!"-Beth
**Hillbilly Second Cousin Fran walks away and Beth looks to her sister**
"Eww, this is the most disgusting Walmart Baby I've ever seen! Is that chocolate or feces on its face? I think I need a bath!" - Beth
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