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The feathered paedophile from seasame st. Often seen lurking in playgrounds
Elmo: hey big bird how are you today?
Big bird: not great because i haven't molested any children today.
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when a girl is on the bottom during sex and the friction of her head being rubbed back and forth on the pillow causes the hair on the back of her head to tangle forming a large knot of hair that looks like a bird's nest
i was fucking this girl hard from on top and she got a huge birds nest
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The act of spitting the jizz from a prior blowjob back into the guys mouth.
After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.
"Dude, I heard you broke up with Larissa"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"
"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
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A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.
Paul: So how was last night susan?
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
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a twat that always has her legs open for everyone
"god did you see hollie pullin a big bird"
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An act performed with a penis on a large window. caawing sounds are made and then the penis is splattered on the window.
"Caaw Caaw"
"What was that noise?"
Splat... Dead Bird
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Someone who spends their time in a desperate attempt to pull non-interested girls by spending time with them laughing at their non-funny jokes and generally brown-nosing them rather than hanging out with their mates (if they have any) until everyone becomes so sick of them that they are shunned by soceity.
This aggravates said mates, prompting them to call the person a 'bird gay'.
Actions and hand signals are also appropriate
"olly is being such a bird gay, as if hes gonna get pussy from her"
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