A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)
Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.
After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
when three girls get so utterly fucked up and keep blacking out, that the fist come out to play. the fist(s) hulk smash the vaginal vaginal cavity until your intestines are all jumbled up.
1. taydum’s cat hurt after a long night of fist blasting
2. kurty gently drifted off from blacking out, then was awoken by a double fist blasting from brooke
When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
Someone trying to steal your argument and trying to make it their argument while knowing they are in the wrong
She totally flame blasted me. She knew it was her fault during the whole argumemt