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a shitty movie starring shitty actors Jessica Alba and Dane Cook
Marvin: Man, Jessica Alba is hot but that Good Luck Chuck movie was one putrid, steaming pile of donkey pheces.. someone really dropped the ball on that shitfest, god damnit
Wallace: yeah eh
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Name given to really really nasty wine that will make you sicker than the mansons with aids. $2+ alcoholic beverage popular with teeny boppers and homeless bums. Now the nasty liquid has evolved into goon (same crappy cheap wine just in a foil bag with a tap)that you can buy for $6.00 for 5 litres. The bag can be inflated when empty to used as a pillow coz face it, if goon is the only shit you can afford to drink then you obviously dont have a bed. You will the pillow to lie down on after you burn all your energy projectiling pizza and goon at high
velocities from you mouth. This liquid is rumoured to be the residue collected from Satan Himself's armpit.
The 2 buck chuck story:
"Damn friday night, nowhere to crash, no money and i feel like getting drunk"
* Reaches into the innermost depths of pockets and produces lint covered shrapnel*
* Combs street and gutters for stray loose change*
*Slams fistfull of sweaty, grimey coins onto the counter of the local Bottle-o*
"Gimme sum of that crap red stuff in the bag in the box"
*1hr later barfing down the slide of the local playground
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Chuck Norris is going to DESTROY you for looking up his definition here.
Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!
Chuck Norris is GOD.
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Charles Shaw once started a winery. He owned it with his wife and 5 children. Due to the financial troubles associated with the winery, his wife wanted a divorce. As part of the divorce settlement, she acquired the winery. As a result of how hurt he was by the divorce, he lowered the price of the wine to $2 thinking she wouldn't make any money and never get out of the pile of debt the winery had cost them. Little did he know of how successful it would be.
Pick me up a bottle of two buck chuck.
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A nasty pizza place and arcade for children. The mascot is a creepy mouse that looks like it got ran over. The workers always recycle the left over pizza slices to make new ones. Many child predators can be seen lurking at the tables ready to kidnap someone.
Omg the pizza slices at Chuck E. Cheese don’t line up, they must have reused an old pizza
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When some one is eating out your ass and you shit in their mouth and the up-chuck everywhere.
Hey Omar I bet you liked it when your grandma gave you a chocolate up-chuck!
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After you give a girl a clevland steemer, she grabs grabs da deuce and chucks it at you,but by that time all she hits is the door.
After I gave that Biatch a clevland steemer, she went crazy and started chucking da duece.
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