deal a day

A website which features a single item every day, generally at a lower than average cost. This item is generally available for 24 hours, or until it is sold out (whichever comes first). Often, "deal a day" sites focus one one category of merchandise such as electronics.

David: "Dude! Check out the surround sound system I got from woot.com!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"

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therianthropy day

November 12 is Therianthropy day! Make your Theriotype’s vocals as loud as possible and maybe you’ll find a new non-human friend!!!

Person: When’s therianthropy day?
Me: November 12th!
Person: Thanks beech

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Guru day

Those days when EVERYONE decides to come and talk to you about their problems and ask you for advice.

Gosh, I'm having a guru day today, didn't get any study done at all!

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eboy day

April 21st of every year is national eboy day.

April 20th
Me: Ready for tomorrow

Friend:What’s tomorrow

Me: National Eboy Day

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day walker

A redhead who can walk freely in the day with out worrying about getting sun burnt. Most redheads are ginger and get sun burnt easily.

Day walkers can get tans and usually have brown eyes and unlike gingers, they have souls.

The word originated from a south park episode called "Ginger kids"

"Winnie is a day walker"

"Day walkers are superior to gingers"

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blowjob day

March 24 all girls give a blowjob to any guy

Hey. It's national blowjob day. Lay down and enjoy!!

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Jade Day

A national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. A big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. Many people even pee their pants. Especially if they have bladder problems.

Lets go celebrate Jade Day!

Oh.....I have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. :(

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