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waking up after a party; wondering why you have a sharpie mustache, wondering where your left shoe is, why theres a bowling ball in the yard, how trashed your house is, why theres a black man laying ontop of you, and have a horrible hangover.
person1: yo, i'm suffering from a serious case of post party depression.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.
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Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.
“I have Hair Depression :(“
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Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
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the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special
guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
1. the sound made by jeff when he realises his meme is dead.
2. when someone is too depressed to say that they are depressed.
someone: why are you crying so loudly
you: me is has the depress
someone: 😕
When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.
Happens to a lot of high school students.
A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.
A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.
"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"