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Steel Caged genitals disease

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

by Mo Fugger June 26, 2007

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GTD (Ginger Transmitted Disease)

GTDs are ALWAYS mistaken for stds.u see along time ago a ginger named errogk fucked an ape therefore developing GTD's.they changed it to stds in the 1200's because king arthur slept with a ginger and banned the word.in the 1990s it was discovered and brought back by south park

wow kelsi gave u a GTD (ginger transmitted Disease)

by xdfmkldfgbl[ February 23, 2011

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Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease

A disease that originated from El Salvador that causes the sufferer to fall on the ground and start erratically convulsing and vibrating. The movements look like someone trying to do the worm and that is where the name comes from.

My doctor prescribed me medicine to help stop my Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease.

by SootGremlin August 31, 2019

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Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease

When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.

Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.

by Big Daddy Smurf April 27, 2011

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jet lag disease

A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.

Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?

Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.

by ShookieShookie October 11, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


mad cow disease

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by Mad Cow September 13, 2003

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eating out of the tin disease

a disease affecting human beings and apes where the eater can die.

"Fuck me, I think I've got eating out of the tin disease from that can of tuna"

Craig Stewart 20/01/2005

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

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