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PORN & EGGS. naughtiest camp on the playa, worth every bite.
i went in to camp PORN & EGGS and i never came out.
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This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.
Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"
2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"
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The lump that you get after bumping your head.
I hit my head and got a googy egg
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feces wrapped in toilet paper or some other type of wrapping which is then thrown at an unsuspecting victim.
I easter egged matt while he was in the shower.
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sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.
Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.
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when a girl gets pregnant from a guy and does not want to be so she sticks a water hose up her vagina and turns it on full blast.
boy: Uh Oh! the condom broke.... girl: dont worry, i have a water hose!!! time for some egg blaster action
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A person or group of people that leave single eggs on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night. Usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. The eggs have random, humorous messages on them. Rumor has it that the Egg Fairy/Fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients' yards, but their identities remain a mystery to most.
Rob: Ew, I just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.
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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...
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