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Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.
The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."
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The word slut with an added o and u. Also with the words "Fruit loop" before it. Used when being killed/losing or lost in a game.
"Oh my god dude that guy ownd u"
"I am going to throw that Fruit loop sloute out the window"
"Dude its only scrabble"
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When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.
It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
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A group of three or more homosexual Latinos gathered in a circle around a basket with interlocked arms presuming to ejaculate the men on either side of him into the basket.
My buddy Juan invited me to a Mexican fruit basket, but declined because I am Irish.
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a very fabulous man also known as Harry Edward Styles who’s 28 years old and has 3 albums. His third album came out may 20th (yesterday is when it was when I wrote this) and has 13 tracks. His other albums fine line are harry styles 1 are also amazing. He got his name from a single on his album fine line called watermelon sugar, written about the female orgasm🥰 very nice. He is very obsessed with fruit. Some of his favorites are watermelon, kiwi, strawberry's, and cherry's.
He also loves grape juice, aka a song on his album Harry’s house.
Person A- “have you heart fruit man styles new song grape juice?”
Person B- “yeah it’s really good.
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when a guy sticks his dick into a pussy and go super fast until his dick lights on fire.
Dude: OMG call an ambulance, i just had a shishkabob fruit stick! Get some water!
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To get annoyed to the point of self destruction.
If he doesn't stop playing pokemon go while i'm talking to him i'll do my FRUIT.
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