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An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.
OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.
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What everyone should say when they quit their job.
"Fuck this job, I quit!"
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You're probably doing your algebra homework right now at 11 pm when you should be asleep, fuck algebra.
Nah it's cool, I'll leave it off until tonight......FUCK IT'S 11 PM, fuck algebra..
Is a cuss phrase for Steve Huffman (u/spez), the current CEO of Reddit due to his own site policies and decisions. You'll likely have your account suspended on Reddit if you cuss him or use the phrase for a name of subreddit (this is like #FuckElonMusk on Twitter, #FuckMarkZuckerberg on Facebook, and #FuckSusanWojcicki on Youtube).
Never trust these CEOs, they'll remove you anytime if they want. Fuck Spez, Fuck Elon, Fuck Zuckerberg, Fuck Susan Wojcicki. Use alternatives and watch these companies run into the ground.
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Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
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grin fuck (verb) - a sales technique in which the salesman smiles profusely while delivering bad news. Since 80% of human communication is based on body language alone, the simple deception of grin fucking is often enough to prevent the victim from fully conceptualizing the bad news until later, after they've already agreed to the deal.
Note: the best defense against grin fucking is to call attention to it by casually asking the salesman why they are smiling.
Salesman <while grin fucking the hell out of you> We had to order a part from overseas, so the invoice came in $500 over the original estimate.
You <after sipping your coffee>: Why are you smiling? That sounds like bad news to me.
Salesman <suddenly befuddled>: Oh... no reason. I guess I'm just in a good mood today.
You: Okay, well, since I never approved the additional costs, what discounts can you provide to bring us back closer to the original estimate?
1-Alot like being totally screwed...Nothing good can come from this.
2-basically hopeless.
Everything was going good for shaun until he found out the president of the company was going to be working with him.
"Im totally fucked! "Shaun screamed
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