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pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
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A girl that you have on speed dial to suck your dick but don't fuck her at all. She just around when you want some head.
Last night I was in the mood to get some good as head so I called my suck duck over.
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A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole
Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!
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It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.
1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.
Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out
*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.
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Nothing in relation to the sweat glands on ones crotch or anus-y areas. Instead, Duck Butter is the secretion on Ducks wings and feathers so that they may still fly even after being in water.
Child: Mommee, why canz teh duckkee stiww fliiiy????
Mother: Because of teh duck butter, child.
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The Asian version of apple sauce with a tint of Asian inspired sweet and sour flavor.
According to Chit Chit, duck sauce is apple sauce.
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It's the foul smelling cheese that forms under the foreskin of the uncircumsized and unwashed.
He likes duck butter on his toast.
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