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Price demanded by someone who doesn't value you.
Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.
A fake friend will always ACT nice to you, may seem like a good friend- claims they understands you.
However, they'd rather respect the more obvious fake girls- whom you clearly see though their fakery.
A FAKE FRIEND will go out their way to attend a popular prissy girls Bday Trip: Thorpe Park, who hasnt even invited YOU but asked everyone else in class, all discussing ways to make plans to attend her damn birthday trip!
A FAKE FRIEND wouldn't even buy YOU a birthday card but brought gifts/cards (and Wine) for others.
Not one of them will ever stand by you at your most rainy days, would only jeer at you instead, make it all about them- labels you as the problem,making sure how alone you are, showing you that everyone will all gang up, by getting their snidey shit stirring little females to come at you, just to make it seem how fucked you are- that no one likes you.
They would only talk to you when it only benefits them, like asking for help and give answers exam questions/assignments.
When a FAKE FRIENDS makes comments about your makeup, and tells YOU should make your makeup more natural - AVOID THOSE MOULDY BUGGERS!
Moreover, they'll get disgusted with you even if you use one swearword in class and show how disgusted they feel and brand it as 'full blast swearing' They will always tell you off and fucking boss you around like they're the motherfucking teacher, whilst making unsolicited remarks about your entire character.
Leaving you feeling insignificant to society.
FAKE FRIEND: You should make your makeup more natural, to look more presentable.
ME: *feeling quite upset*
FAKE FRIEND: Im the Salon Manager its my job.
Another fake friend: *gets involved* infuriating me to the edge.
ME: "No one hasnt even heard me swear in full blast"
FAKE FRIEND: "That is full blast swearing"
ME: "No i used one swear word."
*In my head* YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME BE!
*In my head* WW3
As opposed to "friends with benefits", who occasionally hookup, "friends with bænifits" occasionally cuddle and watch movies.
Dana and Christian are friends with bænifits, they spent the day spooning on the couch.
A friend who you use as a backup whenever your friends aren't around
"Shes only using her as a backup friend, so fake!!"
somebody who love you when you are finding it hard to love yourself. somebody who puts you before everyone, even their SO. somebody who appreciates you more than the sun and the moon, and all the stars. somebody that a lot of people take for granted. somebody that people don't love as much as they shoud sometimes. sometimes people even don't realize somebody is their best friend until they lose them, or they lose everybody else instead.
"My best friend makes me so happy. She is always there for me."
When the irrational number π appears to be particularly attracted to numerical buddies like e, i, and 𝜙 whenever they are indulged in some extra-mathematical activities together, as revealed by their intimate liaisons.
Don’t the following numerical relationships prove that pi and friends have an affinity for one another?
π ≈ 6/5 𝜙²
π ≈ (9 – e)
iⁱ = e^(-π/2)
e^(iπ) + 1 = 0
(- )! = √π
eⁱˣ = cos x + i sin x
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A person or group of people you end up chatting with or befriending at a concert, that you never speak to again. You will probably just talk about said band and how great they are and compare notes as to how many times you've seen them. The friendship can begin on the beer line, on line for the bathroom or the general admission section when you are packed like sardines.
I pushed my way up to the front by myself and made concert friends that actually held my spot while I went to the beer line.
At the bar after the show we talked to randoms about how great it was and made concert friends.
In between sets we talked to the guys next to us about how awesome the band was, they made pretty cool concert friends.