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The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
A quite new university formed in Turkey.
Lessons are held dominanly in german, but the university offers studies in english aswell.
Most departments lack some lecturers, but the university itself still functions better than most of the other turkish universities.
is also full of dogs.
I study at Turkish-German University
When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.
My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
The act of when a small group if people (3-6) dig up a dead body. They then apoint a leader to begin reciting Adolf Hitler quotes while rapping the deceased body; the other in the others watch and perform the Nazi salute and this act occurs
Finnaly I got to be the leader of the group for our annual German Grave retreat.
A phrase used by people online to "loophole" using the N-word in places the N-word is blocked or banned.
"NIGht GERman",
"NIG-GER".
1"i dont like night germans"
2"night germans?"
1" you know, NIGht GERmans"
2 "oh"