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Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status
Tom Brady is the BOAT of all GOATS.
The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important
1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?
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First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
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A mixed metaphor with the sole purpose of annoying the older generations.
That really grinds my goat.
I think you mean 'grinds my gears'
Shut up, you old hack.
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Originally used by John Green in video. The term essentially is used when you wish someone luck in a situation you can't or don't want to help or deal with.
Ex 1: You see ur friend get dragged away by his crazy girlfriend. You then sigh and say "Well I got stuff to do but godspeed to that goat though."
Ex 2: You see a character get caught in a trap in a game and die "Bro....Godspeed to that goat ig" you might say as you continue on.
Ex 3: You see a creepy monster off in the dark distance of a video game that then walks out of frame "Godspeed to that goat though" and you nope right into the opposite direction.
Ex 4: an alternative to "Well good luck with that".
A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.
Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA
Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.
Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.
When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.