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When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.
Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"
Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"
An individual with a general lack of grace. A clumsy or blain person.
Bloke 1: "Man, i just can't handle this phone....."
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"
When you extend your arm above your head to look for cell phone service, thinking you may get a signal higher up.
I had no bars in Mel's basement, so I had to put up a hand for service to send a text.
When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.
"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."
memeulous's hands that he sold on facebook marketplace
memeulous hands is hot
That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.
“Wow that’s guy drinks a lot.”
“Yeah he’s a tong hand, make sure you don’t fuck with his truck.”