A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.
Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.
The game that is really awesome
n00b: HeY wHaT r U dOiNg
Me:playing minecraft get outta my room
A genuine modern-day work of art.
Enough said.
- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft
Minecraft is honestly just a mediocre game. its kinda overrated.
dude 1: yo wanna go play some Minecraft?
dude 2: yeah sure.
One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.
"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"
"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"
The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.
"Play Minecraft with me?"
"I built a house for my dog in Minecraft"
"I made a Minecraft server"